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Mindless stupidity has reached pandemic proportions. The customers at my shitty jobs are simply micro examples of this hideously crippling disease.

EXAMPLE:

A man ordered 3 small cappuccinos, immediately followed by a woman who ordered 2 medium flat whites. So far, so boring. I called out above the hideous din of consumption “3 small cappucino” and the 2 flat white woman approached me saying “So, these are mine?”

NO. THEY ARE NOT. CAN YOU NOT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT YOU ORDERED, BITCH?

Stupidity: The Modern Condition

Due to spending a little too much time working tedious and mind numbing jobs, I intend to keep a kind of treatise on working life. Unlike Ignatius’ most noble of intentions, it will hold no miraculous discoveries, brilliant theories or business plans… all it will contain will be my vented anger at the complete stupidity of virtually everyone.

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Yes, this legally recognised man, Thomas Beattie, had a baby. And hell, he looks remarkably like a man. Problem? He’s not a man. Not really.

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And you thought hip, cool and trendy names were a new millenium thing. The current crop of Wallabies proves that Private School stock have been giving their kids ridiculously embarrassing names for years.

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