I don’t know what to write about. Gone is my hard-hitting, bitching wit. My hatred of all things shit had been dulled by months of intellectually stimulating customer service. I require inspiration.
Suggest any subject and I will write 500 words on it just for you. It won’t come gift wrapped or personally signed, but it will be dedicated to you, dear reader, and when I’m a famous writer I may spend half a second thinking of maybe thanking you for helping me recover the word flow.
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April 28, 2009 at 12:13 pm
Aidan
i missed reading ur shiz ay. My net browsing ritual went from facebook goal.com foxsports smh emmature and the pit to just facebook goal.com and sportinglife. see what you’ve done?
May 11, 2009 at 10:51 am
Thomas Cox
What’s the matter Em? Or is nothing the matter and that’s the problem? Do you thrive on conflict in everyday life to inspire you? Write me 500 words on your favourite author, their best work and why you like it. I need some book recommendations…
May 12, 2009 at 7:30 am
emmature
challenge accepted my friend.
i see you’ve been messing around with your pages, getting the hang of it now?
May 13, 2009 at 2:51 am
Thomas Cox
You could say that, but that’s not necessarily how I see it. Getting lucky more like it. Now I’ve just got to get more than 2 people reading it. That’s the tricky part.
May 14, 2009 at 4:42 am
harley
if you want you can write 400 words on a fishing village set 500 years ago for my class next week. feel free to use marty, the doc, the delorean or any other mechanical device to make this idiotic task less of a chore. my thanks in advance.
May 22, 2009 at 4:43 am
harley
DON’T STOP DON’T STOP DON’T STOP THE BEAT I CAN’T STOP CAN’T STOP CAN’T STOP THE BEAT I WON’T STOP WON’T STOP WON’T STOP THE BEAT AND GO DONG DONG DONG DONG MOVE YOUR FEET AND FEEL UNITED OH WEE OH OH
May 22, 2009 at 4:51 am
harley
LLLET MEEE SEEE THAT THAWW-AWW-AWWNG GET YOUR BOOTY BACK BAYYYBEEE THAT THAWWNG TH-THAWWNG-THAWWNG-THAWWNG I LIKE IT WHEN THEY BE GO BABY LET YOUR BOOTY SHOWWWEEEOHHH THAT THAWWNG TH-THAWWNG-THAWWNG-THAWWNG THAT GIRL’S SO SCANDALISSS DON’T KNOW ANUTHA NIGGA COULD HANDILL IIIT SHE’S SHAKIN THAT THING LIKE WHO’S THE BITCH THAT LOOK IN HER EYE SO DEEVILISH SHE LIKE TO DANCE IN THE HIP-HOP SPOTS SHE GROOVES TO THE GROOVES AND CONNECT THE DOTS
June 5, 2009 at 2:54 am
Katherine
hi emma! you commented on my exploringberkeley post “my plan to save the world” wayyy back earlier this year. i’ve just begun blogging again, and i clicked over here to see what you were writing. your adventures in customer service cracked me up and left me feeling immensely cheerful. i’d like to see more of them.
i challenge you to write a really funny anecdote capturing what you were like as a little kid.
cheers,
katherine
June 8, 2009 at 11:05 am
emmature
thanks katherine, that is a top idea and i’ll get on it as soon as i have the time. i’ve got an idea in mind so stay tuned. i am also very happy you felt cheered by my rambling anger. : )