Mindless stupidity has reached pandemic proportions. The customers at my shitty jobs are simply micro examples of this hideously crippling disease.

EXAMPLE:

A man ordered 3 small cappuccinos, immediately followed by a woman who ordered 2 medium flat whites. So far, so boring. I called out above the hideous din of consumption “3 small cappucino” and the 2 flat white woman approached me saying “So, these are mine?”

NO. THEY ARE NOT. CAN YOU NOT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT YOU ORDERED, BITCH?

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