And you thought hip, cool and trendy names were a new millenium thing. The current crop of Wallabies proves that Private School stock have been giving their kids ridiculously embarrassing names for years.

Sterling Mortlock
Berrick Barnes
Rocky Elsom
Quade Cooper

In a decade we’ll be seeing the cream of the stupid names crop taking the field for the Wallabies. Watch out for Ace, Cannon, Saylor, Titanium and Ruckus.

Wait, Ruckus is an awesome name. I’ll file that with my other favoured boys names – Boom, Gomez and Shithead.